The Thought of Being Fired Makes Me Happy

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That’s how I know its time to leave my job.

When my boss texted me last week regarding a slew of webinars I had yet to complete, it was a sigh of relief to tell her I finished them the day before.

“Great. One more question, are you vaccinated?”

“No I am not.” Then nothing.